We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I know her cup size but not her name....
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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