she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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