Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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