FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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