Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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