I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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