I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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