Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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