Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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