her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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