This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This is the high leading the old right now
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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