I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
