question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
