So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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