lets start a swedish sibling band together
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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