I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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