worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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