Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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