Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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