I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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