Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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