My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Randomize