So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
