sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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