look no pants
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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