we have officially lost it.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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