that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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