I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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