Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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