I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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