Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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