if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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