We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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