What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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