I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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