I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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