Its about making memories worth repressing
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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