I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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