Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
MIDGETS
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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