Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I want to have your abortion
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
