I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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