So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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