is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
