She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
