I love black thongs
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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