i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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