I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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