She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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