JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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