i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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