Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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