is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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