They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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