Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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